My new Friend Pt 2
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Posted:Sep 22, 2008 2:05 am
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2008 3:18 am
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Okay... met that girl again.
She still didn't want to pay... so i decided that i should let it be.. but i still feel enraged
"Relax lah.. it's only $50 wat!" said Pauline
So i thought maybe i could ask for something... probably a blowjob. Hee Hee Hee Hee....
I know i'm exploiting her, but then, her hands are on my groin... so i guess it won't be hard to ask.
"Hey, Pauline.. do you mind if we go up to your place to talk?" I asked.. I don't know why, but i was damn afraid i'll get a slap.
"My parents come back liao... we go hotel lah... you pay!" she grinned.
"Okay.." i said
But suddenly, i've changed my mind
So we headed for the MRT station... and took her to Orchard... and we watched Wall-E instead.
Then a dinner at Ding Tai Fung
Bought her a plush toy..
I decided not to do anything to her. Leave it as it is and hopefully, she will leave me alone and stop messaging me.
"Are you trying to make me like you more??" she asked.
"No. but i promised you i will do that. And now, maybe we should leave each other alone." I answered.
She nodded...
Fuck the $50.. i don't want more trouble.. but it doesn't end here.
So i saw her home.. she lives in the north area. She kissed my cheeks and said "Can we talk in the void deck... that one... remember?"
i agreed... but i felt really heavy inside. What does she wants?
It's 12am... there's no one around... my girlfriend is in KL with her colleagues (all girls... i think) and i really wanted to call and ask how is she... but i couldn't do it in front of Pauline. She is easily jealous, which is why i want out. i thought we were just fuck buddies... but she didn't think that way..
And when i snapped out of my thoughts, we were at the void deck where i showed her that the ipod is working fine.
Actually... come to think of it, Pauline is a rather cute girl... she's a soft spoken ah lian with big eyes and a chirpy personality... just too bad she smokes.
I really wish i could do something for her. Must be that i'm feeling guilty. "Snap out of it, Sweaty!" I thought to myself. "She was just a slut feeling horny!"
"K_____, i don't know if i really like you, but for now, i think you are a wonderful person" she looked me in my eyes and said
What? She must be kidding! We fucked after meeting once... how good a guy am I??? Besides, i'm attached!
I felt horrible.
I told her " Look, girl, we barely know each other and we had sex.. it was just lust... "
And before i completed my sentence... she cried... Man! I just can't stand it... i can't ignore
"Okay okay... i'm a slut!!... okay?" she yelled.
And upon that, she unzipped my pants and tried to take out my lup chiong..
Wah LaU!! Drama leh! it was so embarrassing and dreary.. i stopped her. Drama sucks... so does Pauline (LOL!)
Me and my dick-head thinking.. I shouldn't have assumed everything will be fine.
"I'm sorry Pauline... you said we should be friends right?" i frantically said. "That's why we should be like this wat.. i want to treat you like a friend... not that type of friend, you know?"
"But we can still have sex, right?" she asked
OMG~! But not here wat!!!!
So... we went to the staircase nearby.. and i let her lie on my lap.. she cried some more and mentioned about how badly her ex treats her and how much she wished she studied hard so she can get into a university so she could do her parents proud.
And she also mentioned she was feeling horny that day... she lied just now...
Nope.. we didn't have sex. I just helped her masturbate right there... didn't help much for her though. Even though she suggested it, it was too unnerving, so she didn't orgasm.
I didn't want anything. She just wanted to cuddle.
Okay... so i got a new friend. She is called "Crybaby Pauline"
I told her we will only be fuck buddies when she turns 21. I wasn't serious about it... i can sense she understands.
It's already 2am. She slept on my thighs. Police came and did an ID check... luckily everything was in order and she is not a criminal.
"Aren't you going home?" she said, rubbing her eyes... it was a really adorable sight.
"Nope.. Ah kor will be here to accompany you until you feel better"... and i patted her head.
"K____ i don't want to be your sister.. i want to be your friend" she said. I agreed.
"We go to the playground there?" she chirped while pointing out her finger to the distant playground.
I was really sleepy by now. But that crybaby still asked me to piggyback her.
I did...man! the playground is far!!
And i do not know what's on my mind... sometimes, i'm dying to slide my cock into her and yet, sometimes, i just want to treat her like a sister... must be that i'm thinking with my cock
I can feel her tits on my back.. even though it's tiny
We reached..i hid in the little cubicle on top of the slide and slept there. I looked at the watch, it's already 3...
..i and i haven't called my girlfriend
Lots of thoughts went through my mind... i was thinking f the previous session with her and i can't help but wonder if i can make her quit smoking..
I also can't help but wonder what if we fucked right here... I reached out to my back pocket to look for the condom i've brought.
It's gone!!
"You want to fuck me right??" Pauline asked. She finally smilled.
"You looking for this har?"
..... oops
She crawled towards me and took out my stiffy... licked it a few times and turned around back facing me. I was mortified yet horny.. i was lost and excited.
She pulled her shorts and panties one side while squatting towards my prick
I softly let out an "Ahhhh..."
"What about the condom, baby??" i asked
"I'll keep it lah!" she said
I was enjoying every bit of it... Public sex, man! WOOOT!!
Pauline turned her head to look at me "So... do i still owe you $50, K_____?" she panted...
I kissed her instead... sort of telling her to forget about it.
Suddenly i heard footsteps.... worrying it might be the cops again, i hastily lifted her up and put my still-hungry cock back into my pants.
Nope... it wasn't.
So we went on... this time she sits astride facing me.
i slid into her ass accidentally... she didn't like it 
So we stopped there.. i asked for the condom so we could continue.. she doesn't understand why... but i just put it on anyway. Carried on the hot and heavy action and i asked if i could cum in her ass.
She agreed... YESSSS~!!!
It felt really good... relives my old memories. hahahahaha!
We cuddled, even though we were drenched in sweat. We kissed madly.
Maybe i am sort of boasting about my conquest here... but i thought of just writing it here... Dun worry, Pauline, not many people reads my blog.
I am taking advantage of her and i very well know that...
At this very instance... i felt like running off... i felt really bad for her.
"Ke____, you ok? Why are you frowning?" she asked and kissed my forehead.
"Pauline.. do you hate me?" i asked
"Because we could only be friends, sort of... but i still love you. I don't know if we could just be friends, but i try my best la..." she said
Quite a relieve... but i still felt like a bastard.
I suddenly remembered i needed to call my girlfriend.. SHIT!! I have 12 missed calls!
"Don't worry, K_____, just tell her you went to comfort a friend... " she said after peeking at my phone
"Should i call?" I asked.
"NO!! Don't!" she waved her hands in front of me..
I can't help but wonder why we had sex.
I blame my poor will power too... but it's too late for that.
"K_____, can we do this more often?" said she.
I shrugged my shoulders.. i am too distracted by my poor self-control to think about doing it again
i cheated again.
As it's Sunday already and i didn't have work, I told her i'll see her back home, but she said she will wait a while more to avoid her parents.
It's already 7.30. I saw her back home and . her parents are out already.
She pulled me in her house... "I'll make breakfast for you!" she said
I told her i'll do it instead. I made sunny side up with kaya toast with Iced Milo.
We had sex again after breakfast.... 
I tucked her to bed and took a cab back. My phone rang and i ansered
it was my girlfriend. She told me she just reached home. I told her i was comforting a friend, that's why i didn't pick-up her calls earlier on. I felt so confused and messed up inside.
Then i received an SMS
"Thanks for comforting me, friend! <3", It was from Pauline
Still, it all felt like a dream...and a nightmare...Maybe it's because i'm really sleepy by then....
I hope nothing goes wrong... i wonder what will happen next.
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My new friend
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Posted:Sep 18, 2008 7:21 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2008 5:48 pm
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It was a strange, not-so-good encounter with this lady.. Her nick is Pauline. A 20 year old little Ah Lian (Google "Ah Lian" if you don't know)
Strange though, she was not from Mature Kiss.
I was selling my IPOD nano online at one of the Singapore forums and she was a buyer. I sold it for half the price i bought and i bundled with free headphones, thinking she was a girl... hahaha!
After a bit of haggling, we settled for a little less than S$100.00 and she will contact me for the meet-up.
So on a Monday, she arrange for meeting at City Hall MRT.
She was a small, slightly plump girl with small boobs. She has very large eyes and dyed hair. (Her hair color is quite a prominent feature, so shall not divulge the color)
And i passed her the (used.. ) goods... but she only pays half...... WTF???
"I need to check how good it is.. If there's no problem, we will meet again and i will pay you the rest.  " (Note... she really winked).
"Okayyyy..." I mumbled.. "You call me if there's any problems... i go over and take a look"
So we turned away and boarded our respective trains to where we needed to go.
She is quite cute... in my heart, I hoped to meet her again
A day later, she SMSed me:
"Hi K__, sumting is wrong with ur IPOD, cannot charge. Pls come take a look or i will ask 4 refund"
Gosh~!
i called her and arranged for time and place to take a look. She told me her address and i went over, bringing my laptop and stuffs.
It was seven MRT Stations from where i stay.
So there she was, wearing shorts and a orange tank-top (i like~~~!! <3!) and she waves hello while she hastily extinguishes the ciggy on the wall.
"Wah! Ah lian!" i thought
So i took her ipod, reset it to factory settings and charged and transferred songs from my lappy to her (or my ex) ipod nano for her to see...
"There!! can what!" I told her in a matter-of-fact manner
"Har?? So desu! I tot it's drag and drop into the ipod one... must use Itunes ah??" said Pauline
We chatted for a while at the void deck and i found that she is actually quite cute...
...and hot.
"Hey K____, if you don't mind, we be friends want or not?" She chirped. "I need a "Ah Kor" (Big brother) like you who knows about computer"
"Ok lor" i said
And i left her after seeing her back to her flat. In my mind, i was sort of stripping her naked.. (i know,.. i'm mean). Then she called again...
"Ah Kor, cannot charge leh!, you f__king come and see!"
She opened the door and waved at me to come back. Damn! i was about to run off! This deal is tough!
So after a thorough check,it was her USB port that failed.
"Your hole got problem!!" i joked "I plug into another hole can already!" And i plugged in and out of the USB port, prompting the "Dang dang~~!" sound from her com again and again.
"You like to plug is it?" She said
i sort of choked...
Pauline then squatted beside me and looked in my face. "You very naughty leh... though you look geek geek one.."
"cannot meh??" i stammered. I can't help but notice she was wearing a white bra beneath her tank top.
"Can~!!" said Pauline, as she looked at me with a smile. We are now less than 20 cm apart as I leaned closer.
In the flash of moments, I suddenly thought she was very attractive. I do not know why, but i..
..kissed her.
Well, she didn't resist... I carried her to her bed. I suddenly felt a pang of guilt, but lust suppressed it. I kissed her again.
Pauline pulled her face away and said: "My parents are away, go for holiday already... want to fuck or not?"
"WAH!! Sure or not???!?!?!?!" i thought "This is my lucky day!!!" It was just to spontaneous. The girl WANTS TO FUCK!??
I slapped my face to do a reality check. Pauline laughed.
So i slid my hand under her tank top, played with her nipples (not much boobs to play with) and gently caressed her all over. Pulling down her shorts, I moved down and got a bit of shock
She is so damn hairy down there.
Well, it makes it hard for me to eat her, so I tongued her instead. I licked her clit with small strokes as i mentally counted... at around 300 strokes, she was dripping wet.
"Wah... wah! Nice!!!" she whimpered
I was not sure what to do next... i didn't bring any condoms.
"Fuck me lah!" She said.... and she automatically moves to doggy.
Tempting!
Okay... so I'll fast-forward to the end, I shot it all over her round butt and... yeah~! it was good. I lasted longer than i thought! HAHAHAHAHAHAA! (She said I lasted longer than her ex! )
Then i began to worry... and my worry came true
My girlfriend called. I lied a bit and there was Pauline looking pissed.
As i ended the call (sigh~!), Pauline said. "I dun care.. I want one more time!"
Okay... so be it~! I can handle! It was not so good this time. She was like trying to break my cock. Jealous bitch~! hahahaha!
"Why you won't come one??" she panted
I plugged out from her angry twat and placed my cock in her mouth. She spat out the hair on it and wondered if it's hers. Quite a funny sight.
She passed me some tissue to cum on... quite a let down...
We dressed and and she hugged me, and she tried to give me a love-bite. I stopped her in time. Man! She's a menace.
Well, what can i expect? She is young and rather immature. I told her i am sorry for what happened, but she said:
"The ipod is not good, but the seller is okay" she smiled and said "I think i'm beginning to love you leh!"
Shit!!!
I looked shocked. And seeing my response, she added:
"But i know it was just lust..." she sulked "Can we be friends? I don't want to feel used"
"Sure, why not?" i quipped
She then walked me to the MRT and we waved goodbye.
"Bye.. for now" she said
I felt kinda bad.
As i boarded the train, she sent me and SMS "I hope the next time we meet, it will be a date, wif movie and dinner, then maybe... hee"
I was about to reply.... then i thought..
"where is the other half of money for the IPOD??"
Looks like we will meet again.
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Nice Advert
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Posted:Sep 10, 2008 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2008 2:41 am
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Striking advertisment..
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Men, Prolong your health!
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Posted:Sep 10, 2008 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2008 1:27 am
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This is one of the best research ever!! (yeah! I know it's old, but then its really good news!!)
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Staring at woman's breast is good for mens health and makes them live longer, a new study reveals.
Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at woman's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout."
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."
"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier."
"Out Study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half."
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
[Via: Reality Wired]
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So, older men out there, go ahead prolong your health!!
Women, do us a favor if you love your husband/boyfriend/male buddies... share your boobs with us!!
I do myself a favor and look at my girlfriend's boobs whenever i can. she has fantastic boobs!
But then, like exercise, it get boring after a while and needs variations... so when we go to Sentosa or swimming pools .. *evil grin* 
This is one exercise i don't mind doing it for hours!
But then, it seems like this is a rude way to prolong your health, However, if you are caught ogling at boobs, there is a good excuse to get away now!
Maybe we should open health centers for men... wait!! they already exist!
Excuses for men!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I wonder if there are research that says woman's health can be prolonged too by looking at naked guys. I hope there is no such research... i can't qualify.. hahahahahhaha!
Looking at me will only induce vomiting and cravings for Chinese preserved sausages.
Back to reality... sigh~!!
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Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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Posted:Sep 8, 2008 8:31 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2008 6:13 pm
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was sent this joke... thought of sharing.. and earning pts
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
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A (An) email/reply/response is always exciting!
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Posted:Sep 8, 2008 8:25 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2008 11:19 pm
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Okay...I've been here for sometime already... half a year, i guess...
Maybe I'll write what i think about here..
It's about waiting for a attention & response... It's almost what it is all about..
It's pretty much like any dating game.. and all dating games are the same. Maybe you will think I'm a loser trying to write all these, maybe...
Let me ask you, how many people have you picked up, or have picked you up here??
For me, it's still a zero... nothing to be proud of, but I've got better luck trying elsewhere. (i will write later... not a good experience though).
Picking up is not so important to me... yet
I've got more attention putting up the 'cans on my head' picture. Hahahahaha!
When i just joined as a silver member, i really had a lot of enthusiasm. Checking back every now and then, every lunch break, going online into chat rooms..
I check out every profile, and winked so much that if i did it in real life, my eye would have been permanently smaller on one side! I edited my profile often... changing pictures and like some of the members, i put pics of my KKJ in hope to entice... (but i guess it just turns people off! hahahaha!)
Then, i noticed the "invite to join my network" button... it took me sometime to think about it before i tried it because i don't expect this site to work like friendster...
Blogs weren't so interesting to me. At that time, i used to think if you like to read blogs, Blogspot had better posts to read... Now, it's the blogs and posts here that keeps me interested. Some of them are really inspiring or really keeps up your perspective, while some are just plain rantings like mine. there are so many good post to name... and most of them are usually active, so it's easy to find!
But whatever you do, be it changing your picture, posting a blog, a poll, a magazine article, an advice or videos... what are you expecting for?
A reply or a response nonetheless! (views are not the same.. someone viewing your profile does not mean the person is keen on fucking you... it could be just that you look like his/her boss/relatives/friend/spouse or your pic looks hideous.. well, there are other positive reasons too...but that's obviously what you are hoping for isn't it?)
Now, that zeroes it to being the same like any other dating websites, isn't it? Well... this is just like any other social networking site, except you do not want to add in your classmates (hmmmm....), siblings, relatives or co-workers (hmmmmmmmmmm...) You want to find for a life partner (pardon me.. but i think it's a little hilarious you would want a life partner that visits or joins a swinger website.. maybe i'm kinda conservative) or a RONS, or fuck buddy, sugar daddy & mommies... swinger couple, gangbangers
In most of the profiles i've read, the pick-ups must be done in a reasonable gentlemanly fashion...Sweep them off the feet, look like Brad Pitt, six packs, 20" dicks (lol! exaggerating!) treated like a princess, pampered, fed with chocolates...fast cars, single, have $$$$$.. intelligent...Caucasians only...
Reminds me of a joke i've read:
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The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love .
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and The sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love , are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and The sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love , are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
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HAHAHAHAHA! - seems like men are easier to please
Jokes aside... I'm not saying that you shouldn't be picky... but then again, such high expectations should be left for someone whom you will spend the rest of your lives with, isn't it?? Well, maybe i can't afford, (and i really mean "afford $$$") to be picky
But being picky means you scare people off... unless you don't want any response. I've seen profiles pictures that are inviting, until you read the profiles and blogs...
I did get some response from some of the people whom I admire here... and for that, I'm happy
Even so, as much as i talk about "response", what did i ask for that i want a response?
I don't ask for anything anymore... really! I'm more than happy reading blogs and posting jokes.. occasionally ranting about life...
I'm pretty much resigned to my fate.
Okay... had enough ranting. Have fun searching, people, be it what you are looking or waiting for.... may you get a response or better still, a fulfillment to your search!
Time for me to earn more money to buy a penis pump! LOL!
Yeah.. and I need to do some flab reductions too...
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My First TIme
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Posted:Aug 31, 2008 11:41 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2008 8:43 pm
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Most guys will avoid telling it. They will just give a brief description of it and then it's the end of the topic..
My first time is something i won't tell if you seen me or know me.
It's not glorious and it's wrong.
Well, in real life i've never told people about my first time, but for the LOLz, i guess i will..
I was working in a factory, just out of army and new to my job. It's a clean room environment and we had to wear jumpsuits.
We can only see the eyes of each other and that is kinda beneficial to me cause only my eyes are kinda nice, i think... hahaha!
I was working in a department that requires only 1 person and my team associate engineer is a cute tiny woman that is humorous and friendly.
I only know she has a button nose and she wears specs. Sometimes she will come and help me out and in that confined space, we get really close...
Being single all along then, i sometimes get a hard-on when she gets TOO CLOSE.. as in body to body... I feel kinda shy about it and will always move my groin away from her, and my ass will jut out and push the wheeled cabinet behind me.
So one day, she noticed the awkward position i was in and asked me what's wrong with my butt...
I just smiled (i dunno if she can see...). She just teased me by leaning closer and i will move out of my position, desperate to hide my hard on from her.She looked like the decent type and i always thought "C'mon, Sweaty, nobody will ever wanna do it with you!!"
So the next day, it happens agan but this time she puts her hands behind her grabs my waist to prevent me from jutting my butt away from her...
"If the cupboard moves, people will know i'm here again..." she says
What?? people are talking about us?? Hahahahaha! i knew it! Others are gonna say i'm lusting over a swan (swans are too tall to describe her, i think,.. but whatever..)
So my hard on presses against her butt...
"Don't worry, i don't mind.." says Duckling (let's call her that)
I'm feeling terribly excited and nervous, i couldn't even talk... she sensed it and she just moved her hands down to grab my lup chiong.. (T_T)
"Bigger than i thought leh!" She chuckled (i hope she's telling the truth)
So i promptly pulled down her face mask to see what she looks like... Hey, she's quite cute!
By then, hearts are fluttering... I know i'm not doing the right thing... she's married! But we still kissed, right in a clean room. I'm damn sure we're seen by another fellow staff...
So days passes and she comes to help me often. I was madly in love with Duckling even though she is married.
When she passes by, she will always come and whisper to me this:
"Hey boy, come here... i want to molest you!!" LOL!!!
Or she will use the pretext of asking me help her use the microscope to examine the products and suck me off in the dark room.. ("Hey, you! I need you to go to the dark room to check something!")
Gradually, it led to hotter and heavier things... i feel so guilty and yet i couldn't resist her all the time. Maybe it was my first time getting kinky with someone...
It was always fun at first but terrible when it all ends, seeing her holding her hands with her husband who drives her home walk towards their car
One day, she invited me to her place. i was already learning how to cook from my mom at that time and therefore she need help in cooking sesame seed oil chicken.. it's easy, but she insisted that i help her...
I am not happy with such an arrangement, but i still dressed up with the intention that i might get some tonight..
Indeed... she opened the door ajar with only her head peeking out... i took off my shoes and went inside her nicely done-up apartment; only to find her naked and hairless down there. She has a short body with small boobs. But i loved her for who she was.
We didn't waste time.. we just started fondling each other all over and kissed...
Sex never really came into my mind at that time... i loved her too much for me to think about that...
I fingered her like we used to and she came... i then dressed up and wanted to leave already. There are no words to describe what i was feeling... maybe "banged up"
"Aren't you going to fuck me?" She asked
OMGWTFBBQ! DID SHE SAY "FUCK"??
I was all nervous again,... she quickly undid my trousers and strangely, my dick shrank and "dissapeared".
"A bit of sucking will get it right!" She says.
She is so experienced... i came in a few minutes...
She laughed and asked if this is going to be my first time as she SWALLOWS my cum. (OMG~! her husband is a lucky fellow!!)
I nodded..
"I'll be gentle to you ok, K_______? But you have to be hard and fast" she commanded
I licked her like how she taught me. (i learnt how to do that during OTs with her... she will request for OT and a helper, which is me...hahaha) as we waited for my brother to stand up again..
She don't squirt, it just flows out when she comes. Rather easy indicator.
I parked my bro near her pussy.. I climbed onto the bed which is still wet from perspiration and pussy juice...
"Go in..." She moaned
"It's now or never, Sweaty!" i thought. At the moment i pushed my cock in....
IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD! REALLY... The marvel of nature, an orifice that is made for producing assholes like me feels so good when tuned up correctly and entered with invitation!
Like how a song goes: "Feels like heaven~!"
It's like i can see kaleidoscope of colors spinning around me! I don't wanna start pumping right away....i pulled it out.... licked her until she is coming then pushed it in slowly again. (i had no idea if this is the right way of fucking, but i've seen a porn where the guy did this and the girl was became so religious and mentioned god's name so many times and so loudly)
She then asked me to stop pleasuring her and she wants to make me happy.
"I want you to FUCK ME!! Fuck me like an animal!"
I laughed!
Then i did...
But i couldn't last! It feels to good when she is cumming and the constriction on the dick is oooh so amazing!!
I kept telling myself to stop... i'm already aching to shoot, but i tell myself i can manage to control it..
SHIT!!
And I came inside her....
OMG~! Wat did i just do? I came inside her??? I desperately tried to pull out my dick, only to fail as her legs which are entwined to my back holds me onto her as she moaned
"Fuck me harder, make me cum again!"
"I came, Duckling!" i said. "What do we do??""
"HUH!! SIMI LANJIAO!??" she hollored. "You want to make me pregnant is it??"
As she was saying that, i have already shot the last bit of my damned semen inside.. It feels good... and bad...
Die la!!
She looked very lost... and told me to leave. I was sad, lost, scared and satisfied at the same time. So i tried to assure her it'll be fine... but she just threw my clothes out of the room. Of course, i dressed up and left...
The next day, she no longer drops by... if she needed anything, she will pass a msg to someone.
Thing got ugly when someone started spreading the rumour that i am having fun with a married woman.
We decided to quit our jobs. I told her how much i loved her and i really don't mind that she is married...
Guess what she said...
"I need a lover... not another husband... one is already bad enough... now i have to face the fact that i could very well be bearing your ."
P.S.: It didn't help that her husband is an Indian
I was dumbstruck.
She added on: "Maybe now you will know not to cum inside a girl... Please, from now on try to pull out in time if you don't want to wear a condom"
C'mon, why is she saying all these? i wanted to use a condom then but she says her hubby will know.
She quit and i too a week after. We never contacted ever since. She changed her phone number and no longer used her MSN add. I actually cried on that night we went separate ways.
I contacted her friends a year ago and found out that her is already 2 years old.
I was shocked to know it. Is she my ?
I got her no. from that mutual friend who doesn't know about what was going on.
I always thought i am a real bastard. i always felt guilty whenever i thought about it
She finally picked up after i called numerous times.
We met up...
The first thing she said was quite assuring:
"Don't worry, she's not yours..!"
We laughed
It turned out that she was pregnant 4 months after we went separate ways...
No wonder the girl don't look like me... I was lucky i guess.
She told me to forget about her and she was glad it was nice... I asked her if we could contact again and she says she wants to be faithful to her husband.
It's nice to see her so happy...
Funny, dramatic yet sad... I still miss her sometimes
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Posted:Aug 24, 2008 10:59 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2008 8:57 am
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I'm sure all of you have relatives or close friends... or spouse, girlfriend/boyfriends
Maybe some of you have ..
Have it ever occurred to you that they also joined Mature Kiss??
Maybe most of you are ok with it... But i'm sure some of you will mind.
Maybe it's everyone's freedom, everyone have desires and needs, everyone need a friend (or fuck buddy) and company
What if, one fine day, the person you are going to meet up, for a date the two of you have been planning for ages, turns out to be your relative/ good friend/ classmate/ spouse/ colleague/ superior/ current partner? Yes, the chance is almost 0, but.... what if? And because that you both have been so discreet about your details that only after meeting up, you know about it?
(i personally wouldn't mind the friend or colleague thing though.... )
Just a casual thought... had a weird dream one morning that the person i'm meeting up in my dream turns out to be my current girlfriend. LOL!! I promptly woke up from my nightmare and cuddled her tightly..
Lucky she is not a cyber person IRL.... unlike me... make me feel bad somehow... Must be guilty conscience.
Hope to have some feedback! have a great day, ppl!
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Caucasians Only?
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Posted:Aug 18, 2008 11:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2009 12:14 am
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This seems to be a much debated issue here...
I don't want to quote any profiles or pick on anybody here... but i am beginning to think of what the PM said about the low birthrates here...
C'mon la~! Chinks (Chinese Hunks) or Chunks (Chinese fat guy) all need to have sex.
Yeah~! We always see caucasian porn and it's only in caucasian porn you will get to see the guy passionately kissing the girl, making love at fireplace, on top of sports cars, make love in deserts and do DP and the girl, be it chinese, african or fellow caucasians will take it all...
Have you seen a chinese/jap/korean/malay/indian version of such porn??
And then chinese pr0n seems to be limited to short men fucking their buddy's wife, headless videos, shower scene, unrealistic moaning and hairy muffs/dicks/armpits/belly
yeah~! we have jap varieties...... scat/bdsm/eel sex/ octopus sex/ roman shower... ... bukakke... train porn... the real normal ones sometimes have mosaic. If not, the babes are not doing it normally as well, screaming "Yamete~~~~!!" like they are going to die... (maybe from the eels, electric shocks and choking on shit)
No... i'm not ridiculing anyone's preference for fetishes here nor saying they are bad...
But they are just what girls normally don't watch... only seasoned pr0no veterans can find where they are.
There is seemingly no good Asian porn out there... unless you count tammy in. I totally dig her~!! (Will you be reading this tammy? if you are... can drop me a reply? No offense... but i tink u are really hawt!)
But have the girls really seen the world of Ang Moh Porn? Maybe... i guess most of them here would have... but i'm surprised by what my girl friend says about porn:
"Only the Japanese people eat shit!, then somemore every time dunno they got fuck or not... cannot even see!"
Maybe they should see 2 girls one cup, or the goatse.cx Or stileproject~~!
Sadly though. I consider myself a veteran at finding porn..
So much that i am abhorred by what i see already.
But what i'm trying to say here is that influence plays a big part...
I dare you say the first porn you came across was asian.
Okay, so i hope this will explain alittle to the parliament why birthrates are so low... Local girls prefer angmoh cocks....somemore angmohs timing very good, mostly shoot outside!! Somemore they like to fuck backside! LOL (Pls don't quote this for any reference, it's just a lousy joke)
But i can totally understand why angmoh do anal... It feels so nice~~! Serious! should try! Some more it's legalized here already!
Of course, what i said all along don't justify the fact that most ang mohs have bigger meats...
we have lup chiongs... they have bratwurst...
sian...
that's why i make up for what god have not given me by training my tongue! I now can eat the marigold pudding WITH JUST MY TONGUE OKAY~!! MAI SIAO SIAO!!
LOL!!
But preference is preference.. i'm not gonna change that or say that your preference annoys/offends/makes me suicidal..
Just like i prefer coffee with milk to kopi-o... both are kopi wat~!!! But i just like coffee with milk mah~!! (Milk,,, geddit,geddit?? *nudge nudge*)
Maybe if Chinese porn dominated the world, things will be different.... hahaha~!
Cheers ppl... thanks for taking time to read my post. i repeat that i have no intention to offend or judge. I'm just trying to air my views and earn 30 points here. Hope you enjoyed reading!
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A 100 points
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Posted:Aug 6, 2008 1:12 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2008 11:22 pm
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So, i guess i'm like some (if not most) of the guys here... hoping to score something here. Some of the guys just wanna fuck, others just want to try their luck (like me, I'll be more than glad to practice my licking skills... I think my tongue is growing fatter from lack of exercise)
I seem to have read somewhere that muscular guys tend to flirt more...
Then i shouldn't be flirting...
But there's no denying that you are at least trying to flirt once you joined here. Virtual flirting that is... Nobody is really joining here because you want to "Make friends" only. I don't believe because you should have joined friendster/facebook or the like if you wanna do that.
So i am trying to flirt, despite my ever growing paunch. I never tried to display my picture because holding your breath to suck in your belly and waiting for the camera to take your pic is a horrible feeling.
...My nick didn't help much
...my age is a turn off...Not matured, but not young either, like a big durian that won't drop off the tree...
...so are the pics of my little bro. More like lup chiong right?? LOL...
...And the pics with beer cans on the ang moh's head
So i have decided to take a different approach. Since i'm here already, i might as well just do something right?
I browsed around other's profile, braving several "cock pics" and cheesy lines in the blog. I've seen so many H/P nos that i think i can collect them for telemarketers.
Okay, so i shall make my own debrief for a successful profile (based on my own failure). So all those standard male members, pls at least go through it before you sign up for a gold or silver membership.
1) Hit the gym.... all the successful fuckers (sorry... no intention of swearing) are six packs of muscles, not six pack of beer...
2) Lesser Cock pics... pls leh, other guys are reading the profiles too leh. I know, some of you are really so huge that you can be museum specimens, and if you are cut up, your weiner will be packed singly in a plastic wrapping (unlike mine, packed in stacks of 10). Then you keep seeing cocks... wah piang, give other ppl a break lah! if you wanna put cock pic, put behind profile pic lor!
3) Ang mohs are the IT thing. ... to quote from one of the girls: "Preference"
4) Add the "Allow standard members to contact you" option. It's gonna be worth it only if your profile can catch the eyes of standard members.
5) Put your own pic. Half a face also can! Unless in any angle, your face still looks worse than your cock... then you put your cock pic...
6) Say something other than "Wanna fuck" or "Sex" in your profile... i tink it's not so polite leh. In the first place, you come here ppl should know what u are looking for already.
7) Have a nice nick... Phone no. also can!! it's only one time, so you better think carefully... (Don't be like me)
8.) Maybe flaunt your assets (not just cock) Like your financial status and job. High flyer or not...
This is just based n my own experience here. I'm trying to help lah. Now i'm hitting the gym already, so hopefully i can post some pics of my smaller belly (if not a six pack) soon.
There are obviously alot of factors that influence how you pick up chix here, like being hung like a howitzer and having a good credential (read: testimonials)
Okay, i've earned a 100 points for this, hope you all enjoyed reading it. Please feel free to comment!! (it earns you 10 pts!)
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Joke Joke!
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Posted:Jul 3, 2008 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2008 7:09 pm
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Tight Skirt, Bus Stop
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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