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Blogs > daninmiami2009 > BISEXUAL FRIENDS IN MIAMI

ASS.F.U.C.K.E.D.  

daninmiami2009 65M
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1/17/2010 6:30 pm

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5/16/2010 8:03 am
ASS.F.U.C.K.E.D.

This is an open advertisement for ASS.F.U.C.K.E.D.
{ASSociation For Unwanted Cute Keepsakes and Erotic Devices}
A division of Resurrection Retreat

* Do you have a new bright shinny toy and are looking to retire your faithful plastic pal that was so fun to play with?

* Have more toys than you need and don't want to just too that steady friend into the landfill?

* You have moved on to a new dick that is bigger, wider, and better, but don't want to hurt the old Dick's feelings?

If this is you then we would love to offer a new and exciting home for your once favorite dildo, vibrator, or other sexual devices. We are a non-profit organization dedicated to the adoption of used sex toys. We have a happy and hole-some retreat for that revered and once adored object of all your affections. Don't worry about that neglected old friend being thrown to the scrap heap or junk pile. It will have a respected place in another home safe and well kept honoring all of its years of tireless devotions. "NO dildo should ever suffer being trashed after giving such loving and joyful care for the best years of it's life"

Any size, shape, moving parts or solid stature, ancient, or new aged, battery powered, steam powered, or home electric powered, leather, vinyl, silicone, plastic or glass anything what so ever. All toys new and used are welcomed.

At ASS.F.U.C.K.E.D. we strive to help your previous loved ones live out their last remaining years in a dignified yet thrilling and exciting and spiritually rewarding environment far from the worries of neglect or abandonment. Our motto is "Even older toys need love too!"

Our knowledgeable research staff are working diligently and tirelessly to make every to happy in their last life. You can rest assured that your adopted to will live up to ASS.F.U.C.K.E.D. exacting standards of excellence and loving potentials.

So, next time you see that to neglected and abandoned all alone in your toy chest or love closet - give it a new life!

Wrap your toy and send it to:

RESURRECTION RETREAT
MIAMI, FLORIDA 33033

Do encourage your friends to consider donating their tired, neglected, abused, and broken love toys to ASS.F.U.C.K.E.D.

"ALL TOYS DESERVE A SECOND LIFE"

Please, we beg you to consider your donations for the sake of all the love you once share together. You unselfish charity will be kept in the strictest confidence.

If you have suggestions or wish to make comments to our friendly and knowledgeable engineers or customer support staff you are more than welcomed. We would love to hear from you anytime.

AT ASS.F.U.C.K.E.D. we believe that "A dildo is a terrible thing to waste!"

We participate in a group dedicated to giving erotic devices a NEW LIFE!"

Won't you share your loved ones with us?

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